Cowboy Bebop Thumbnail Theatre: Episode 5: Ballad of Fallen Angels
| (BADAP BADAP BADAP BADAP BLA-DOW) |
| MEANWHILE, BACK ON MARS... |
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Mao Yenrai: I love signing contracts in blood. Let's be friends forever and ever. |
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Carlos: You said it. Go for a latte? |
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Mao Yenrai: Sounds delightful. |
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Vicious: Ding-dong, did someone order PIPING HOT DEATH? |
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Carlos: Well, no, but -- *KABOOM* |
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Mao Yenrai: Hey, you can't -- *URK* |
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Vicious: Mwahahahaa. |
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Jet: I still don't get why you want to go after this guy. |
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Spike: Hey, it's always a good idea to hunt down your old mentors for bounty money. |
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Faye: What's shakin'? |
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Jet: Spike's being all reckless and mean and-- | |
Spike: Jet's being a whiny bitch. |
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Jet: Am NOT!! | |
Spike: Are TOO!! |
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Spike: I'm gonna go catch a big bounty head, so THERE. *SLAM* |
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Faye: Well, that was exciting. |
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Jet: SHUT UP FAYE!! JUST SHUT UP! You'll NEVER understand!! *runs away sobbing* |
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Faye: Thanks for leaving the com-screen open. Big bounty, here I come! HOT-CHA! |
| Usher: Excuse me, I need to see your ticket. |
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Faye: But I'm on the band's guest list! |
| Usher: Da-hur! Well just go on up then! |
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Ani: Your mom just threw out your best porno mag, eh? NO EXCUSE! Come back here, ya little rugra... |
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Spike: Yo. |
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Ani: Holy moley. I thought you were dead! |
| Kid: Lemme GO! I gotta go star in FLCL! |
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Spike: So what's happened 'round here since I died? |
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Ani: Well... |
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Faye: Oops, looks like I walked into Phantom of the Opera. |
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Mao Yenrai: .... |
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Faye: Or maybe this is The Man Who Knew Too Much. |
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Vicious: That would be me. |
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Faye: Um. |
| (YAAAAAAAAAAY) |
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Ani: Mao always knew you were still alive. Too bad you didn't get to say hello before he, y'know, croaked. Here, have some ammo. |
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Spike: Thanks, I'll go load up. |
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Jet: Spike, you know you've got my sympathy, but don't shoot shoot shoot that thing at me. |
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Spike: No prob. I got a trap to go walk into anyway. |
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Faye: Hey guys? I'm kind of kidnapped and trussed up like a Christmas ham here. Can I get a little help? |
| BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. BLEEP. |
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Spike: Do de do de do... I'm walkin' in the rain, in the rain, in the raaaaaain... |
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Jet: In the rain, huh? |
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Faye: I think he's doing something in the rain...? |
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Jet: Walking. |
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Spike: In the RAIN. In case it hadn't been said enough already. Wait, 80's guitar solo! SLAYER RULEZZ!!!1 |
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Vicious: Hello... Spike. |
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Spike: Hello... Vicious. |
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Vicious: Do you hear that sound, Spike? That's the distant roar of a million slashfic writers and yaoi doujin artists JUMPING OUT OF THEIR CHAIRS AND SCREAMING IN GLEE. |
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Faye: Hey, thanks for coming to save m-- |
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Spike: *BLAM* |
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Faye: Eep! *run, jiggle, run* |
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Spike: Now it's time for SUPER JOHN WOO GUNFIGHT ACTION Z! |
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Vicious: *SLASH* *CLANG* |
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Spike: *BLAMBLAM* |
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Vicious: Defenestration, it takes coordination, defenestration, a game we all can play. |
| LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA DE DA DE DAAAAAA |
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Spike: But before I go, have a grenade or three. |
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Vicious: Fuck. |
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Church: *TINKLE* |
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Spike: *BLAMBLAM* |
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Spike & Vicious: *BLAMBLAM* |
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Church: *TINKLETINKLECRASH* |
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Spike: *WHOOSH* |
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Spike: *BLAMBLAM* |
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Church: *KA-BOOM* |
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Julia: *crinkle, tear* |
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Spike: fuggit. |
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Spike & Vicious: *BLAMBLAM* |
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Spike: *BLAMBLAM* |
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Spike: *WHOOSH* .... fuggit. |
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Julia: Hi. |
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Church: *KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOM!* |
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Spike: fuggit. |
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Julia: *ker-click* |
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Spike: heh. |
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Julia: Whuh? |
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Spike: *SPLAT* |
| LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.... |
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Faye: ...La la la. Hey, welcome back to the land of the living, stranger. We've been taking care of you for 3 days. |
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Spike: Your singing sucks like a really sucky thing. |
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Faye: Well, fuck you too. |
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Jet: Ohh, you wacky kids! |
| (BUMMMMMMMMmm... DA DA DAN-DA-DAN DA DA) |